Superwog: Police

They went that way.

Are they male or female?

Neither. They/them.

What?

That's their pronoun.

Okay, so how many were they?

Oh my god, one you idiot. They're non-binary.

So does non-binary have a hole or a pole?

We just need to clarify.

They who? Who them? (gibberish)

Who's who? Who's who? They, they them. Or who!

We're having pronoun trouble again. Were they white?

No.

Were they black?

No, colour doesn't matter, you bigot.

Were they fat?

That's body shaming, sorry.

What did they look like?

A human. That's who you're getting from me, you pig.

Okay, witness says we're looking for an angry, bio-smelling, pink-haired dog with a nose ring over.