Ted: Thunder Buddys [DUB]

“Hey”

“They found the missing Hikers”

“They did?... What happened?”

“Yeah!”

“they said they got seperated and one of them had his foot stuck under a rock of like 5 days”

“Wow”

“Hmm”

“you know, if your leg got trapped under a rock i'd chew it off to get you free”

“You would?”

“i sure would”

“is that cannibalism?”

“No i only think its cannibalism if you swallow”

“Oh yea no don't worry about that cus i don't swallow”

“Really? cause that not what i heard ”

“Well its not true okay im a classy brun(idk what he said) ”

“weird ahh laugh”

“i can see that”

“(John breathing out)”

“uhm... since we're speaking of classy”

“chao bella is a really expensive restaurant so, we can go anywhere else tomorrow i really don't care as long as we're together”

“Are you kidding me?”

“No no four years we've been going. Im taking you to the best place in town!”

“y know i love you”

“i love you too”

“and you're nasty”

“another laugh bru”

“you wanna get nasty? (Very quietly)”

“another laugh”

“idk just listen”

“AHHH HUUHH”

“I dont understand. 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder”

“i am not!”

“(Scared sounds) Thunder Buddies for life right Johnny?”

“Fuckin right!”

“Cmon lets sing the Thunder-Song”

“When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared (JOHNNY)”

“When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared (TED)”

“Just grab your Thunder-Buddy and say there magic words (JOHNNY)”

“Just grab your Thunder-Buddy and say there magic words (JOHNNY)”

“Fuck you thunder you can suck my dick! You can't get me thunder cus youre just God's fart (fart sound) (TED)”

“Fuck you thunder you can suck my dick! You can't get me thunder cus youre just God's fart (fart sound) (JOHNNY)”

“ugh”