Stewie starts vaping

[Stewie] “Boy this really is a high school party, I see we're smoking”

[Party people] “We're not smoking, we're vaping”

[Stewie] “What's the difference?”

[Party people] “Smoking is for losers, vaping is for douchebags”

[Stewie] “Aww, I wanna be a douchebag”

[Party people] “Do you own 19 hats?”

[Stewie] “I only have one but it's a but it's a Stussy hat with a flat brim”

[Party people] “Have a seat”

[Stewie] “Oh it's delightful”

[Chris] “omg where there's smoke there's”

[Stewie] “Just me vaping”

[Chris] “Stewie if mom and dad see you with that thing they'll kill me, get rid of it”

[Stewie] “No way it's awesome, watch this.”

[Stewie] “I'm not good at the football part”

[Chris] “Yummy, watch this!”

[Chris] “*Laughing* like thew movie the ring”

[Stewie] “Awesome”

[Chris] “*Screaming*”

[Stewie] “*Screaming*”

[Quagmire] “come back here you”

[The Ring girl] “*Screaming*”

[Quagmire] “Giggy giggy crabidy giggy”

[Chris] “E-liquid please”

[Vape store guy] “Good, all good”

[Stewie] “Good”

[Chris] “All good”

[Vape store guy] “No worries, all good?”

[Chris] “we're good”

[Vape store guy] “Good, all good, here you go, you good?”

[Stewie] “All good here”

[Chris] “Yep we're good”

[Vape store guy] “Good, all good”

[Stewie] “This whole vaping thing was a very smart move, it tastes great and I don't feel violently ill as long some of this vapor is in my lungs”

[Chris] “Plus when you wake up at night shaking cause you haven't had any in 3 hours it's so easy to vape more”

[Lois] “Hi hunny, mommy needs money for scratchers ”

[Stewie] “What the, what kind of brazen thievery is this”

[Lois] “Where'd you get this. Chris Griffin you get in here! what is this”

[Chris] “Uhhmm robot penis”

[Stewie] “Seriously i'm absolutely jonesing right now so give it back”

[Lois] “I know what this is”

[Chris] “I'm not doing it”

[Lois] “You are too young doing this, and if that's not bad enough you allowed Stewie to get his hands on it”

[Chris] “Maybe it's his and he's too dumb to hide it”

[Chris] “I don't mom i'm not my brothers keeper, well babies are stupid like that”

[Lois] “He's just a baby”

[Lois] “I'm taking it and you're grounded mister ”

[Stewie] “GAHH *gets thrown*”

[Stewie] “Tastes so good, like skin berries”

[Chris] “I'm alive with pleasure”

[Stewie] “It's possible we've taken this too far”

[Chris] “I'll just go down and get yours back, mom I need to talk to you”

[Chris] “Technically that was not my vape pen but I do need it back because it belongs to a friend of mine, we accidently switched jackets”

[Chris] “Not unlike that episode of the Brady bunch whe...”

[Lois] “*coughing* aw damn it Chris why do your lies have to take so damn long”

[Chris] “You're smoking the vape pen!?”

[Lois] “No i'm sneaking a real cigarette like frustrated mothers are supposed to do”

[Chris] “you're such a hypocrite, at least vaping is healthy”

[Lois] “Oh don't be an idiot vaping is just as bad and you look like a douchebag ”

[Chris] “No I don't, I look cool”

[Lois] “Go ahead, hold it to your mouth”

[Chris] “OMG! I'm a douchebag! *crying*”

[Lois] “It's ok Chris, your secrets safe with me”