Spongebob Squarepants | You Like Krabby Patties

[Squidward Tentacles] “*gasp* HOLY SHRIMP!!”

[Squidward Tentacles] “I don't know where to start!”

[Squidward Tentacles] “But all that matters it's just you and me and nobody-”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “Squidward?”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “Is that you?”

[Squidward Tentacles] “*gasp* Spongebob! *stammering* What are YOU doing here?”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “I always come to work at 3 A.M.!”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “This is when I count the sesame seeds.”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “What are you doing here?”

[Squidward Tentacles] “Uh-I...forgot my, uh-”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “And why is the Patty vault open?”

[Squidward Tentacles] “Oh! I thought that uh-”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “And why are you holding a Patty behind your back?”

[Squidward Tentacles] “(I ain't feeling like trying to transcript this so just) *stammering*”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “And why are you acting so nervous? And why are you sweating so much?? And why do you look so hungry??? And-...”

[Squidward Tentacles] “N-no, wait, it's not what you think!”

[Squidward Tentacles] “*Stammering* This is a BIG misunderstanding, you've got to believe me, I-...!”

[Squidward Tentacles] “Listen, I am telling you! You better listen to me, Spongebob!”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “...you like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?”

[Squidward Tentacles] “yyyyyYYYEEEESSS! YE-HEH-HEH-ES, I ADMIT IT. SPONGEBOB!! I LOOOOVE KRABBY PATTIES!!”

[Spongebob Squarepants] “I knew it all along, Squidward. No one can resist a Krabby Patty!”