Simpsons-Sideshow Bob goes on parole

[Chief Wiggum] “Sideshow Bob has no decency”

[Chief Wiggum] “He called ME 'Chief Piggum'”

[Jury 1] “(Laughter)”

[Jury 2] “(Laughter)”

[Chief Wiggum] “Ehuh, uh, now I get it. Ehuheh, good.”

[Patty and Selma] “Sideshow Bob tried to kill me on our honeymoon.”

[Jury 1] “(Whispering)”

[Jury 2] “(Whispering)”

[Blue-Haired Lawyer] “How many people in this court are thinking of killing her right now?”

[Blue-Haired Lawyer] “Be honest!”

[Jury 1] “(Cough?)”

[Jury 2] “(Gasp)”

[Patty and Selma] “Ehhhh, She's always leaving the toilet seat up.”

[Blue-Haired Lawyer] “Robert”

[Blue-Haired Lawyer] “If released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?”

[Sideshow Bob] “Bart Simpson? Hah~”

[Sideshow Bob] “The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes”

[Sideshow Bob] “and sent me to this DANK, urine-soaked hellhole?”

[Official 1] “Uh, we object to the term urine-soaked hellhole,”

[Official 1] “when you could have said pee-pee-soaked heckhole.”

[Sideshow Bob] “Cheerfully withdrawn.”

[Blue-Haired Lawyer] “Well, what about that tattoo on your chest?”

[Blue-Haired Lawyer] “Doesn't it say 'Die Bart, Die'?”

[Sideshow Bob] “No, that's German for...”

[Sideshow Bob] “The Bart, The”

[Jury 1] “Ohhhh! (mumbles)”

[Jury 2] “Hahahaha...(whispers)”

[Official 2] “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”

[Official 3] “Parole granted!”