Hazbin Hotel - Hell's Greatest Dad

[Lucifer] “Ha Ha!”

[Lucifer] “Looks like you could use some help,”

[Lucifer] “A-from the big boss of Hell himself.”

[Lucifer] “Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp.”

[Lucifer] “Five Stars! Flawless! Greater than Great!”

[Lucifer] “With a punch of a pentagram”

[Lucifer] “A-Wap, Bam, Boom, Alakazam!”

[Lucifer] “Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb, but you get the family rate, thanks dad!”

[Charlie] “Thanks dad...”

[Lucifer] “Who needs a Bus Boy now that you've got the chef?”

[Background Singer 2] “Whoa-oah-oah!”

[Background Singer 1] “Whoa-oah-oah!”

[Lucifer] “Michelin-tasting menu, free a-la-carte!”

[Lucifer] “I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref!”

[Lucifer] “(breath) Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!”

[Alastor] “Who's been here since Day One?”

[Alastor] “Who's been faithful as a nun?”

[Alastor] “Makes you chuckle with an ol-timey pun, your executive producer!”

[Charlie] “That's true!”

[Alastor] “I'm your guy, your day-to-day, your chum, your steadfast hotelier.”

[Alastor] “Remember when I fixed that clog today?”

[Niffty] “I was stuck! Thank you sir!”

[Charlie] “Oh, you!”

[Alastor] “I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond!”

[Charlie] “Awwww!”

[Alastor] “You're like the child that I wish that I had.”

[Lucifer] “uhh... what?”

[Alastor] “I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned.”

[Lucifer] “Hold on now!”

[Alastor] “It's a little funny, you could almost call me... daaaaad!”

[Alastor] “They say when you're looking for assistance...”

[Alastor] “It's smart to pick the path of least resistance!”

[Lucifer] “Others say that in your needy hour...”

[Lucifer] “There's no substitute for pure angelic power!”

[Background Singer 2] “ANGELIC POWER!”

[Background Singer 1] “ANGELIC POWER!”

[Lucifer] “Who just happens to also be your BLOOD.”

[Alastor] “Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud.”

[Alastor] “They say the family you choose is better.”

[Lucifer] “What a bunch of losers”

[Alastor] “Can you butt out of my song?”

[Lucifer] “Your song? I started this!”

[Alastor] “I'm singing it, I'll finish it!”

[Lucifer] “Oh you tacky piece of---”

[Mimzy] “It's meeeeeee! Yes it's meeeee!”

[Mimzy] “I know you were all waiting for meeee!”

[Mimzy] “I'm heeeere! What a gas!”

[Mimzy] “Took a while, but I'm present at last!”

[Mimzy] “It's meeeee, it's meeeee!”

[Mimzy] “Mimzyyyyyyy-yyyyyyyyy!~”

[Lucifer] “...Who?”