Family Guy - Surfin' Bird

“Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?”

“Huh, that's odd. I thought that would be big news.”

“You thought what would be big news?”

“Well there... seems to be an absence of a certain... ornithological piece.”

“A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.”

“What are you talking about?”

“Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.”

“Heard what?”

“Brian, don't!”

“OH WELLA BIRD BIRD BIRD, BI-BIRD'S THE WORD A-WELLA BIRD BIRD BIRD-”

“BI-BIRD'S THE WORD A-WELLA A-WELLA BIRD BIRD BIRD, BI-BIRD'S THE WORD A-WELLA BIRD BIRD BIRD-”

“BI-BIRD'S A WORD A- BRIAN DON'T YOU KNOW, ABOUT THE BIRD?”

“WELL PETER'S GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT THE BIRD! A-WELLA BIRD”

“BIRD, BI-BIRD'S THE WORD A-WELLA A-WELLA BIRD!”

“SUUUUURRRFFIIIIIIIN' (Peter fucking dies)”

“Oh my God, Peter are you alright?”

“BA-BA-BA OOMAMA-MAU, BABA UMA-MAMAU! BABABA-”

“UMAMAU-MAU, BABA UMAMA-MAU, BABABA UMA MAU MAMAU”

“UMAMA-MAU BABA UMAU MA-MAU! BABA UMA MAU MAU BABA UMA MAMAU”