Dub Pack - "YOU! ARE! A! TOY!!!"

“Doesn't he realize that i'm not there? *gasp*”

“I'm lost! *sob* Oh, i'm a lost toy! *more sobbing*”

“Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local sheriff and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort.”

“YOU!”

“*slight gasp*”

“According to my navi-computer, the-”

“Shut up! Just, shut up you idiot!”

“Sheriff, this is no time to panic.”

“This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they’re gonna move from their house in two days, and it’s all your fault!”

“My- My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...”

“Ohhh, yeah?! Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me!”

“Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!”

“WHAT?! What are you talking about?!”

“Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I, alone, have informa…

“...YOU! ARE! A! TOOOYYYY!!!!”

“You weren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an-- Ah, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!”

“You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell!”

“Oh, yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya loony!”

“Rendezvous with Star Command...”

“Hey, Gas Dude!”

“You talkin' to me?”

“Pizza Planet... Andy!”

“Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is?”

“Just a moment.”

“Oh no... I can't show my face in that room without Buzz!”

“Buzz! Buzz! Come back!”

“Go away!”

“No, Buzz, you've gotta come back! I...”

“I found a spaceship!”

“It's a spaceship, Buzz!”

“C'mon, man, hurry up. Um, like, the pizzas are getting cold here!”

“The, ehhh, Cutting Boulevard, yeah?”

“Yeah, yeah. Which way?”

“Ee—you don't wanna go the Wack.”

“Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?”

“Aw, man! Okay.”

“Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you, home.”