Peter Does Crack

“Peter, what are you doing?”

“Crack.”

“What the fuck?!”

“Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.”

“Yeah, this isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get crack?”

“From blacks.”

“What?”

“Right behind Black's Hardware Store. There's a white guy selling it.”

“Look, Doing crack is not the way to stop drinking. You need to get to the heart of why you feel the need to drink in the first place.”

“Look, here, this is the number of a hypnotherapist I want you to see.”

“All right, Brian.”

“Good.”

“Hey, Peter, just thought I'd check on y— Oh, my God!”

“Gov'ment came and took my baby!”