Alastor Appears [Hazbin Hotel]

“Hell-”

“-o!”

“Hey Vaggie”

“What”

“The Radio Demon is at the door”

“What!?”

“uh who?”

“What should I do!?”

“*sigh* Well don't let him in”

“May I speak now?”

“You may”

“Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart! Quite a pleasure!”

“Excuse my sudden visit, bit I saw your fiasco on the picture show, and I just couldn't resist. What a performance!”

“Why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929. Ha ha ha ha ha! So many orphans”

“Stop right there!”

“[Swears in spanish under breath]”

“I know your game, and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here. You pompous cheesy talkshow shitlord!”

“De-e-e-ar if I wanted to hurt anyone here”

“I would have done so already”

“No! I'm here cause I want to help!”

“Say what now?”

“Help!”

“Ha ha ha! Hellooo! Heh. Is this thing on?”

“Testing. Testing”

“Well I heard you loud and clear!”

“ummmm. You want to help? With?”

“This ridiculous thing you're trying to do. This Hotel! I want to help you run it.”

“Buuut, why?”

“Ha ha ha. Why does anyone do anything? Shear. Absolute Boredom! I've lacked Inspiration for decades”

“My work became mundane, lacking focus. Aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Ha ha ha!”

“Does getting into a fist fight with a reporter count as entertainment?”

“Ha ha ha! It's the purest kind my dear. Reality! True Passion!”

“Afterall the world is a stage, and the stage is a world of entertainment,”

“So does this mean that you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?”

“Ha ha ha! Of course not. That's wacky nonsense!”

“Redemption. Oh the non existent humanity. No no no no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners.”

“The chance given was the life they lived before. The punishment is this!”

“There is no undoing what is done.”

“So then, why do you want to help me if you don't believe in my cause.”

“Consider it an investment of ongoing entertainment for myself!”

“I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment”

“Only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure”

“Rrrrright”

“Yes indeedy, I see big things coming your way, and who better to help you than I”