THERES SO MUCH CORN (Ted 2)

What the fuck?

Holy shit, dude, what's the matter? What happened?

What's going on?

There's so much P@rn.

What the hell are you doing looking at my private shit?

What are you talking about? Private shit, Johnny. It was wide open. There were literally thousands of files here.

Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out.

Jesus Christ. Look at the organization here. Clockwise rim job, counterclockwise rim job.

Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way.

You sick bastard. Look at this. Chicks with dicks. Oh my god.

Oh my god, I have a disease, alright? I need help.

There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny. Only guys with tits.

This is such a relief. You know what? I'm glad I'm finally caught. I wanted to be caught.

Johnny, now you listen to me. This is a wake-up call, alright? You gotta get back out there and meet somebody because you are spiraling out of control here.