Spongebob - Is Mayonnaise a instrument

“practice begins tonight 8 30 sharp”

“stupid music rental clerk made me late”

“that trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow”

“he elbow he more ban humor”

“People People Settle Down”

“ okay now”

“how many of you have played musical instruments before”

“do instruments of torture count”

“No”

“is mayonnaise an instrument”

“no patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument”

“horseradish is not an instrument either”

“that's fine no one has any experience ”

“fortunately, i have enough talent for all of you ”

“(Laughing)”

“when do we get the free food”

“okay try to repeat after me (Deep Breath in)”

“bra section go”

“now the wind”

“and the drums”

“too bad that didn't kill me”

“let's just try stepping in rhythm”

“ now i want everyone to stand in straight rows of five”

“is this the part where we start kicking”

“no spongebob that's a chorus line”

“kicking oh i want to do some kicking”

“(Kicking Noise)”

“Why You”

“Why i outta”

“(Fighting Noises)”

“(Screaming)”

“whoever's the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on”

“okay that's perfect everybody”

“Bubble Bowl here we come”

“flat twirlers really spin those things”

“okay turn”

“flag twirlers let's go i want to see some spinning”

“flag twirlers let's move come on”