Teen Titans Go Let's Get Serious

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Who among you would like to sing a song about pie?

How can I sing when I'm so conflicted?

I've been so conflicted and unhappy all this time and never even knew it!

I've never felt more emotionally complex.

We should have gotten serious years ago.

Finally, we are no longer disgraces. We are the team I always dreamed we could be.

Look at how defined my muscles are. Boo. Yah.

And I can't smile anymore.

Crime alert!

The President sends word the HIVE's murder satellite is ready to launch.

If we can't stop them, the world will be destroyed.

Forever.

Robin..

Not now, Star. There's too much work to do.

Titans, Go!

What are we looking at, Robin? It is very dark.

Of course it's dark. Night time is the most serious time to fight crime.

Yeah but I can't see anything either.

Makes it even more dangerous.

I can use my cybernetics to see. But would I then not lose my humanity?

Robin, there is something I need to tell you.

Not now. We have a job to do.

In case we don't come back, I wanna say it's been an honour serving with you all.

Show time.

Everything is ready. Missile is go for launch!

Not on our watch.

Titans?! Woah, you guys look serious.

We're done playing games with you, HIVE.

Really? That's too bad.

*laughs*

How do we stop it?

With serious firepower!

*war cry*

That is some serious hero work, Titans.

Aqualad.

We came here to clean up your mess but it looks like you have everything under control.

Perhaps you can admit you misjudged us.

You do look pretty serious now. I just worry is it too serious?

Too serious?! You don't understand what it's like to be half machine, half man!

Let's get out of here, Titans. There's a life and death emergency in the mooka mooka sector we have to deal with.

And something tells me this is only the beginning.

Can you believe Aqualad thought we were too serious?

Not now, Robin. I need to have a talk with my "friend" Cyborg.

What's this all about?

You know what this is about. You drank my juice and I wanna know why.

I was thirsty.

You knew that was my juice, my name was on the carton!

So?! It's drink or be dranken!

If I can't trust you with my juice, then maybe I can't trust you at all!

Well that makes two of us. Trust is a two way street, hombre!

Hey, break it up! It was just juice.

Easy for you to say! It wasn't your juice!

Guys. The monster in me is feeding on your anger.

I don't know who I am anymore!

Snap out of it! You're Raven.

Am I?! Or am I a monster, a freak?!

I don't think I can be a part of this team anymore!

*sobbing*

What is happening to our team? *sobs harder*

It's too late, Star. He knew what he was doing when he drank the juice!

My juice!

And I enjoyed every sip of it!

NOOOO!

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Could this be the end of the Teen Titans?

I thought being serious would bring us closer, but it's only driven us apart.