Steven Universe - Other Friends

“grrr well well well well well”

“let me get a look at the menagerie”

“you must be amethyst”

“you must be garnet”

“and pink diamonds pearl”

“well, she took you with her. isnt that just swell?”

“it can't be”

“ha ha ha ha hoooo, but it can be and it is”

“I got a new style and a few new toys that are gonna put an end to your happily ever after, ONCE AND FOR ALL”

“woah woah, this has gotta be a misunderstanding”

“in case you haven't heard, i established peace across the-”

“yeah yeah yeah, i've heard”

“i've had your little message to the universe, ON LOOP”

“i just loooove that part where pink diamond spends the rest of her days on this nowhere planet with a bunch of nobodys”

“that's right i heard the story over and over again”

“gee it's swell to finally meet her other friends”

“that's right i've heard the story don't really like how it ends”

“gee its swell to finally meet her other friends”

“what did she say about me? what did she say?”

“what did you do without me? what did you do?”

“did you play games without me? what did you play?”

“did you think all this time that i wouldn't find out about you?”

“oohhh that's right i've heard the story over and over again”

“gee it's swell to finally meet her other friends”

“aww aw”

“she's running circles around us”

“im rusty, give me a break”

“it really is her, but she can't be serious”

“you know her pearl? can you tell us who she is?”

“who am i? who am i? what are you even saying?”

“im the loser of the game you, didn't know you were playing”

“let's play another game, this time i get to win”

“lives on the line, winner takes all, ready or not, lets begin”

“oh thats right i've heard the story over and over again”

“gee it's swell to finally beat her other friends”

“ooohh that's right i've heard the story don't really like how it ends”

“gee it's swell to finally beat her”

“other, other, oooootherrrrr friendssss”

“thats enough!”

“aw, whats the matter steven? miss your friends already?”

“well dont worry, YOU'RE RIGHT BEHIND EM”

“ehh, huhhhhhh”

“ha ha ha that was nothin'”

“hmhmhmh, then i guess you won't mind if i DO IT AGAIN”

“ugh, ow, ahh”

“ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”

“cut it out”

“you don't poof do you?”

“hm. figured as much, just wait”

“your human half won't stand a chance against my injector”

“not after what i just did to your geeem”

“nhh, what are you talking about?”

“you weren't always a poweful hero, were you?”

“hah aha ha aha haaha ha ha ha ha”

“*sigh*”

“ughhhhhhh uh”

“*sigh* better bubble you before anything else happens”

“what?”

“where's my bubble?”

“Cmonnnnnn'”

“mmmmmmm, mmm, ugh, *pant *pant* *pant*”