Monsters vs. Aliens Button Scene [DUB]

If that thing walks into a populated area there will be a major catastrophe

We need our top scientific minds on this. Get India on the phone

Can we transport the United States to a safer planet?

I say we give this alien a green card and make him proud to be an American.

Sir. It's at dire times like this when I stop and ask myself, What would Oprah do?

Hang it all What's the point? It's a disaster.

That button launches all our nuclear missiles

Well, then, which button gets me a latte?

Uh... That would be the other one, sir.

What idiot designed this thing?

You did, sir.

Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody

Yes, sir, Mr. President.

Listen up. I'm not going to go down in history as the president who was in office when the world came to an end, so somebody think of something, and think of it fast [slurping] Th…

Mr. President?

Not only do I have an idea, but I have a plan

Hoorah

Now, coventional weapons have no effect on this thing, and we all know nukes ain't an option.

Sure they are. I just...

I'm not gonna kid you, mr president. These are dark times. The odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass. We need raw power! We need... monsters.

Monsters! Of course! It's so simple! I... I'm not following you.

Over the last fifty years, I have captured monsters on the rampage, and locked 'em up in a secret prison facility.

So secret that the mere mention of its name is a federal offense.

Is he referring to Area Fifty... [gets tranquilized]

Mr. President, say hello to Insectosaurus

*SCREECH*

Miss Ronson, please. Nuclear radiation turned him from a small grub into a 350 foot-tall monster that attacked Tokyo.

Here we have the Missing Link.

*SCREECH*

A 20,000-year-old frozen fish man who was thawed out by scientists. He escaped and went on a rampage in his old watering hole.

This handsome fellow is Dr. Cockroach Ph.D., the most brilliant man in the world. He invented a scientific machine that would give humans the cockroach's ability to survive.

Unfortunately, there was a side effect.

*SCREECH*

*GRUNT* Now, we call this thing B.O.B.

*SCREECH

WILL SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF HERE?

Thank you.

A genetically altered tomato was combined with a chemically altered ranch-flavored dessert topping at a snack food plant. The resulting goop gained consciousness, and became an in…

And, our latest addition, Ginormica.

*SCREECH*, (clears throat) General, continue.

Her entire body radiates with pure energy, givin' her enormous strength and size. Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance to defeat that robot.

Don't we already have an alien problem, General? I don't think we need a monster problem, too.

You got a better idea, Nerd?

OK. Stay where you are. [clears throat] General, I propose we go forward with your monsters-vs-aliens idea... thingy.