President Pomni

“Wait what, why me?”

“eh, I thought a position of power suited you”

“Oh my god, are these all going to be Jax's ideas?”

“Well Ms. President, it looks like there are some new developments in the on going war between Australia and New Zealand”

“We may need to take in some refugees. What do you think?”

“Wha-how do you know what to do..what?”

“Didn't you get the brief?”

“I am just being here”

“You're doing great, Pomni!”

“Come down here for a sec”

“We all got briefs on our characters. I'm your assistant. ”

“Is that a baby head lamp?”

“Didn't you get one too? I figured we were all on the same page here? Uh..but if not, you're gonna have to tap into those golden improv skills. ”

“*lip smack* I'm sorry what?”

“Oh yeah I didn't give you one because I wanted to see what you'd do.”

“Thanks Jax...preciate it”

“I'm not Jax”

“Oi mate! I'm an Australian extremist, and I've come to detonate this bomb that'll release all the worlds deadliest spiders into...”

“Did I pick a bad time?”

“His acting is phenomenal. It's hard to believe he's vegan. ”

“Why wouldn't the president have a bomb squad?”

“Don't worry president Pomni! I believe you can do this! ”

“There's centipede's in there too”

“Just be sure you know what you're doing.”

“Ok well which wire do I cut?”

“Follow your heart”

“You stay out of this. Shouldn't you be arrested or something?”

“hey im on your side here”

“You're literally not”

“Come on, just pick your favorite color”

“Like...the..red on?”

“I'd personally go with blue. Blue is my favorite color, it being closest to black and all.”

“Wouldn't black be your favorite color then?”

“Well no, there's no black wire”

“Hiii, I'm a New Zealand extremist and....”

“I...don't...know what New Zealanders threaten people with”